McSweeney's Pieces:

​So You've Knocked Over a Row of a Motorcycle Gang's Motorcycles

When Dakota Fanning Travels to Spain for a Junior Semester Abroad, She Will Take Full Advantage of the Experience

Like It Or Not, You're No Bob Costas

My column, Sarah Walker Shows You How, on McSweeney's

McSweeney's Quarterly #35: A letter wherein I explain why Love Actually is a terrible movie.

Other Publications:

THRILLIST: Various articles on topics ranging from why bowling is a good date to why you should always tip well to a vigorous debate on the benefits of brunch. 

THE RU​MPUS: So You Have Second Hand Embarrassment Syndrome

NEW YORK MAGAZINE (A piece about my friends' East Village Radio Show)